sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: pondmelody: johN FINNEMORE HAS STARTED WRITING CABIN PRESSURE 4
I finally finished The Way of Kings last night
loltox: and now I don’t know what to do until Sanderson releases the second book… I need some reading suggestions maybe I’ll start Game of Thrones…
eccentricjoyfulness: I would just like to say….could he marry me??
canesandsceptres: viatruso: theatomicboom: #KARKAT #THIS IS HIM JANET. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. LOOK.
isaidnopeeking: Girls, if you meet a boy who can defend three goals at once, marry him, because he’s a Keeper.
counterintuitivefangirl: edsheewalkedd: firstadream: eat-sleep-procrastinate: allwaswellindistrict12: I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s. I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM. I am Canadian I say politely as I follow what America does but quieter. I’m Australian and we’re too busy fighting native animals to care about your bullshit problems
somerset: their noises their faces their butts their tails call a fucking belgian ambulance for my ass The first thought I had was, “Awww, cute!” The second thought I had was, “I bet they’re delicious.”
pert-lattimers: sometimes i just
The Fuck Is This Shit
Go to Google
type in Define Gigabyte
click the speaker next to the definition
feel your life change uncomfortably
mad-man-with-a-scarf: oldrowley: somethingdespicable: reblog if you are a true 1300’s kid hha peasant for life scribe it omg you can’t call yourself a 1340s kid if you were born in 1348 you don’t even remember the plague, god. I ship Charles IV with Louis the Great. OTP 4 lyf
Dear every single follower I never greeted:
paellamagica: you know what the cutest thing is when someone picks up a quirk of yours like if you say a certain word a lot, they start saying it or if you speak in a certain way and they start speaking that way too its so cute Ladies and gentlemen, the joys of linguistic accommodation. Basically the best thing ever.
mfreems: REAL women have retractable claws and communicate by echolocation
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
geargie: explosivess: poxybastard: thanks netflix #the moose grazes over the empty fields #he stares into the fiery embers of the dimming sunlight #””maple syrup”” he chokes under his tears of remembrance Winner of Best Performance in a Leading Role: Jared Padalecki
PLAYBOY: The sweet, upbeat indie romance (500) Days of Summer was a hit and turned you into a heartthrob.
GORDON-LEVITT: The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.
nutella-boy: hover over your age 12.9 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21+