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condesces:

dirk definitely has an okcupid profile as a fake girl who loves my little pony and men’s rights and several of the profile fields are just long dissertations on objectivist philosophy and its application to the magical girl mythos

the account name is twilight_anarchocapitalism and the profile pic is jane posing cutely with his pillow-sized rainbow dash plush

he mostly just surgically satirizes the misogynist dudebros he’s flirting with on the topics of anime and philosophy and equestria while baiting them into progressively more extreme and absurd parodies of their own opinions until it reaches a culmination of fucking shithouse ridiculous

when they ask for pics he sends them carefully cropped shots of sweet, peach-foam smuppet ass in a bra

a true prince of heart

majesticcarrot:

ariaste:

majesticcarrot:

ariaste:

majesticcarrot:

people come in MY HOUSE and question MY WAY of making pasta I’M

YOU WANT QUESTIONING? I WILL QUESTION YOU

MOTHERFUCKER EVER HEARD OF AL DENTE??? IT’S A THING.

you can question all you want, I don’t like al dente pasta and I am still the one who holds the power over the kitchen here.

*FLIPS THE TABLE*

NEXT YOU’LL BE TELLING ME THAT YOU HATE KITTENS AND THAT WE SHOULD NUKE THE MARTIANS.

…I don’t like cats.

WHEN WILL THIS REIGN OF TERROR END

majesticcarrot:

ariaste:

majesticcarrot:

people come in MY HOUSE and question MY WAY of making pasta I’M

YOU WANT QUESTIONING? I WILL QUESTION YOU

MOTHERFUCKER EVER HEARD OF AL DENTE??? IT’S A THING.

you can question all you want, I don’t like al dente pasta and I am still the one who holds the power over the kitchen here.

*FLIPS THE TABLE*

NEXT YOU’LL BE TELLING ME THAT YOU HATE KITTENS AND THAT WE SHOULD NUKE THE MARTIANS.

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