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Even though there’s never (that I recall at least) a mention of dirigibles, steam power, or gear shifting mechanisms, I always envision the world of The Gentleman Bastards as Steampunk. There’s not really a reason why. I guess it’s just because it’s so similar to medieval Italy, while at the same time being more. It’s got magic and alchemical wonders, great and terrible things. And to me, the alternate world is Steampunk-like. Anyone else feel like this while reading? 



gentlemen bastards au where no one dies horribly

"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions." "My potions are too strong for you, traveller." "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions." "You can’t handle my potions. They’re too strong for you." "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions." "My potions would kill you, traveller. You cannot handle my potions." "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I’m going into battle and I need your strongest potions." "My strongest potions would kill you, traveller. You can’t handle my strongest potions. You’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions." "Potion Seller, I’m telling you right now; I’m going into battle and I need only your strongest potions." "You don’t know what you ask, traveller. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong." "Potion Seller, I’m telling you I need your strongest potions. I’m going into battle! I’m going to battle and I need your strongest potions!" "You can’t handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions aren’t fit for a beast let alone a man." "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won’t you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I’m to be successful in the battle!" "I can’t give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest." "Well then that’s it, Potion Seller. I’ll go elsewhere. I’ll go elsewhere for my potions." "That’s what you’d better do." "I’ll go elsewhere for my potions and I’ll never come back!" "Good. You’re not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you clearly are not of the strongest; you’re clearly the weakest." "You’ve had your say, Potion Seller, but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal, you’re a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything…except your potions!" "Why respect knights…when my potions can do anything that you can…"

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice



why is this so funny?

this honestly sounds like “Duke Nicovante III introducing the potato to Camorr”

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